The All-Powerful Resume

Below is the Holy Grail of resumes. If you're squeamish, hide your eyes and quickly run away. Otherwise make sure your manager buddies and any love-starved women are not looking, lest they try to steal me for themselves. You'll wonder how you ever coded software without this insanely talented, yet humble and modest, coder on your team. :)

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Please see my latest discovery of why my interviewing is horrible, but my coding skill is top shelf!

Skill Level (1 - 10) Years Exp.
C# 8 17
MVC 7 9
Distributed Processing 8 13
Azure / Cloud 7 8
MVC 7 9
WCF / RESTful Services / AJAX 8 23
ASP.NET 8 17
SQL Server 8 23
Xml/Xsl/Xslt 9 25
ADO.NET 7 17
JQuery 8 14
CSS 9 25
HTML / DHTML 10 25
JScript / JavaScript 9 25
AJAX 8 23
Process Optimization 10 30
Project Management 8 17
Cash / Accrual Accounting 8 30
SQL Server Administration 8 23
IIS Web Server Administration 9 20
Software Development Methodologies 8 25
C / C++ 3 4
Flash / ActionScript 2.0 6 1
Interviewing Others 9 25
Being Interviewed 1 34
GOOD NEWS!

My most recent contract is officially coming to an end so I'm back on the market!

This normally lasts for only 1 or 2 interviews, so if you want me, better move fast!

Use the Contact page to get me on your team!